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Why don't you guys go get a free Sunday ice cream? Get out there and get some ice creams. Here's $500 cash in unmarked monies. I'm just gonna put it on the floor and kick it on over to ya. You guys go nuts.

This better not be a bribe. If I find a single thing out of place in this house, my love of ice cream won't save you.

This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women. Free of charge. One never pays here… not with money.

Nothing to read into there. Thanks!

Pennies on the dollar, Jesse. And that's what you're gonna sell out for? Pennies? Why?

Five million isn't pennies. It's more money than I've ever seen. And when it comes down to it… are we in the meth business? Or the money business?

If you have any brains, you'll take that money you saved and you'll skip town. Today. Right now.

You don't think this can work?

Is that a serious question?

Skyler, you wanted me out. I'm out, but I will provide for my family.

Not with that money. You'd be making us accessories after the fact.

How do you think we've been paying our bills these last six months?

Take it. It belongs to you.

You're damn right it belongs to me.

I knew I could count on you boys to play nice. That's… That almost brings a tear to my eye.

Enjoy it. Spend it in good health. That is the last money you'll ever earn in this business.

You come in here, and you wave these papers in my face, when there's a whole other entire side to this thing. There's your side, and there's my side. And you haven't heard my side yet. You haven't heard any of it at all.

You're a drug dealer. How else could you possibly make that kind of money? Marijuana. That Pinkman kid. Cocaine?

It's methamphetamine. But I'm... I manufacture. I am not a dealer.

No heavy lifting. I got it.

No, it's okay. I got it.

[Hank take away Walter's bag with the cash]

Jesus. What do you got in there, cinder blocks?

Half a million in cash.

That's the spirit.

It's not over yet.

It is for me, sister. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Going somewhere, Solo?

Yes, Greedo. I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his money.

It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Yeah, but this time I've got the money.

If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

I bet you ten bucks nothing happens.

I'll take that bet.

Bats are nocturnal.

Bats may be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it. The price of leading a double life, I fear. Your theatrics made an impression.

Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons, Alfred. It's a good start.

If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it would be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance.

I'm not learning polo, Alfred.

Strange injuries a non-existent social life, these things beg the question as to what exactly does Bruce Wayne do with his time and his money.

And what does someone like me do?

Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale... who knows, Master Wayne? You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident.

Joker-man, what you do with all your money?

You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!

[The Joker pours gasoline on the cash]

What the...?

And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.

But how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money.

There's your money. Gringotts, the wizard bank. Ain't no safer place, not one. Except perhaps Hogwarts.

Cops came around, started asking questions, you faked the Count's disappearance to draw attention away from yourself. It's clever.

I wasn't trying to be a criminal mastermind. I just needed the money. Something I'm sure a billionaire wouldn't understand.

Believe me, I understand you perfectly.