Категория: Время

Do you know what time it is?

What?

Time to die.

Butcher tells me he met you, what, a few days ago?

Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know. I've kind of lost track of time.

Oh, I'm good with water for now.

It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.

Let's put all this mess back together.

That's going to take a while.

Then you better get started. They were taking this car apart for a reason. Let's put it back together and find out what's missing.

Is there anything I should know?

Uh, you're asking me how a watch works. For now, let's just keep an eye on the time.

I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!

Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?

We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.

I need an audience with Sanjay Singh.

That's not possible.

Ten minutes, tops.

Time isn't the problem. It's getting out alive that's the problem.

Ernest. I still have time.

It's almost up. Who's gonna know the difference?

You sure this is what you wanna do?

Fourteen million. It's a lot of money.

Not if you can't spend it.

Do you ever sleep, Dr. Arcane?

Not when everyone else does.

Time works differently in the Quantum Realm. The only problem is right now we don't have a way to navigate it. But what if we did? I can't stop thinking about it. what if we could somehow control the chaos and we could navigate it. What if there was a way that we could enter the Quantum Realm at a certain point in time, but then exit the Quantum Realm at another point in time? Like before Thanos.

Wait, are you talking about a time machine?

No, of course not, not a time machine. This is more like a... yeah, like a time machine. I know it's crazy, it's crazy but I can't stop thinking about it. There is got to be some way... it's crazy.

Scott, I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy anymore.

What did you do to them?

Nothing. Yet. They're not trying to stop something I'm going to do in our time. They're trying to undo something I've already done in theirs.

The stones.

I found them all. I won. Tipped the cosmic scales to balance.

This is your future.

It's my destiny.

[the recording shows Thanos's death]

And that is destiny fulfilled.

I believe the most likely outcome will be our collective demise.

Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. That means no talking to our past selves, no betting on sporting events...

I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on 'Back to the Future?'

... No.

Good. You had me worried there. Because that would be horseshit.

Time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.

We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!

Bingo.

That's not how it works!

Well, that's what I heard.

Wait, but who? Who told you that?

Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...

... basically any movie that deals with time travel!

I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!

Exactly!

So, Back to the Future's a bunch of bullshit?

I thought my dad was tough on me. And now, looking back on it, I just remember the good stuff. You know? He did drop the odd pearl.

Yeah? Like what?

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

With a name like yours, you're gonna feel right at home.

Prison? In America? A retirement home. If I go to prison at all.

You think you're gonna walk?

You are a homeless drifter wanted for murder. Meanwhile, I am an old man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thanks to you, who is left to say otherwise? Who?