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Do you know how hard it is for me when you look at me? And you see me through 15 years of memories? Every beautiful moment we've ever had. I see it in your eyes. I can't give that to you. I got nothing.

You got me.

And you've got only a piece of me. I have to find myself. For me.

I'm glad she has you.

Should I start calling you dad?

No.

You look terrible.

Nice to see you, too.

You have a choice. I didn't. None of us did. But you do and you're choosing wrong! I don't care how miserable your human life is.

My life is not miserable. I mean, it's not perfect, but nobody's life is perfect.

Mine was absolutely perfect.

If you knew there was a universe where you were happy, wouldn't you want to go there?

I am happy.

I know better than most what self-deception looks like.

You know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?

Uh, you ever hear of a 'Snow Day'? I know it's no 'hard boiled egg', but kids like what I do.

But none of them believe in you, do they mate?

I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!

Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?

We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.

Why'd you keep kicking him? You'd already won the fight. Did you enjoy it?

No... knocking him down was the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones too. So they'd leave me alone.

I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother.

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.

She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.

Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot.

Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they lost Asgard, then half their people. They're probably just happy to have a home.

Why do I feel like you're enjoying this?

You have a very interesting way of saying thank you.

You've got mail.

Dude, this thing claims I have mail.

It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

Dude, now I'm totally reading it.

I'm so happy for you.

Fraulein, will you permit me?

I usually don't.

I usually don't either.

In that case I permit you.

It would make me very happy.

But I am already sad, by tomorrow it will have faded.

Tomorrow I'll steal you another one.

And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.

If everybody's got one of these auto whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?

Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.

Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

You bring danger into Riley's life.

I know that. I'm not stupid.

But sometimes you do stupid things. It would help me to understand why.

Humans do stupid things. So don't worry about it and be happy you're a machine.

I'm a machine. I can't be happy.