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Your beauty's a problem. You worry you won't be taken seriously.

Which one can say of any attractive woman with half a brain.

Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?

No, don't worry, you're not my type.

Smart?

Single.

In my business you prepare for the unexpected.

And what business is that?

I help people with problems.

Problem solver.

More of a problem eliminator.

Any of that a problem?

No, gonna pass it up the chain. And, uh, while they hash it out, you and I go forward on good faith.

I'm fresh out of good faith.

This is not my problem, huh?

Well, it is now. He knows what you look like.

Mama, where's all our guns?

I get rid of 'em.

Very noble, Mrs. Hobbs.

[whispers to Hattie] We're in serious trouble.

That's an understatement.

The day I got my license is the day I got my first speeding ticket. The day after that, I won my first race. I gotta admit, it felt good. It felt like...

Like everything else just disappears...

No past and no future...

No problems. Just the moment.

I need an audience with Sanjay Singh.

That's not possible.

Ten minutes, tops.

Time isn't the problem. It's getting out alive that's the problem.

Does your contact need to vet me?

Doesn't know you're coming.

Really? That could be a problem.

It won't. But if it is, that's his problem.

Time works differently in the Quantum Realm. The only problem is right now we don't have a way to navigate it. But what if we did? I can't stop thinking about it. what if we could somehow control the chaos and we could navigate it. What if there was a way that we could enter the Quantum Realm at a certain point in time, but then exit the Quantum Realm at another point in time? Like before Thanos.

Wait, are you talking about a time machine?

No, of course not, not a time machine. This is more like a... yeah, like a time machine. I know it's crazy, it's crazy but I can't stop thinking about it. There is got to be some way... it's crazy.

Scott, I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy anymore.

Time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.

We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!

Bingo.

That's not how it works!

Well, that's what I heard.

Wait, but who? Who told you that?

Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...

... basically any movie that deals with time travel!

I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!

Exactly!

So, Back to the Future's a bunch of bullshit?

Am I in trouble?

Not if you lend me your car.

I don't have a car.

Well, sure you do. It's outside. I'm guessing you're the Camaro. That whimsy little pickup has Gary written all over it. Keys?

I can't. It's Jeb's car!

Well, won't he be surprised when I drive it home for him.

I warned you. Pissing upwind leads to disaster.

You talk too much. Scared?

This time you pissed in a tornado.

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally!

Right, right. I have a problem with that.

Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Precisely.

This is heavy.

There's that word again. 'Heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravity?