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Brother, you're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.

Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.

I thought my dad was tough on me. And now, looking back on it, I just remember the good stuff. You know? He did drop the odd pearl.

Yeah? Like what?

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

I don't mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you?

Actually we haven't met.

Do you love him?

Pardon me?

Do you love him?

Well, you're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this.

Well, it's a simple question. Do you love the guy or not?

This is not a suitable conversation.

Why can't you just answer the question?

This is absurd. I don't know you and you don't know me and we are not having this conversation at all. You are rude and uncouth, and presumptuous, and I am leaving now. Jack... Mister Dawson, it's been a pleasure. I've sought you out to thank you, and now I have thanked you.

And even insulted me.

Well, you deserved it.

Right.

Right.

I thought you were leaving.

I am. You are so annoying.

Ha, ha.

Wait, I don't have to leave, this is my part of the ship. You leave.

Oh ho, ho, well well well, now who's being rude?

No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say 'affirmative', or some shit like that. You say no problemo'. If someone comes up to you with an attitude you say eat m. And if you want to shine them on, it's 'Hasta la vista, baby'.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Or 'Later, dickwad'. And if someone gets upset you say, 'chill out'! Or do combinations.

Chill out, dickwad.

You're getting it!

No problemo.

What are you doing here? Get out of my house!

Believe me I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your… You call this a house?

What is this? You can't just barge in here.

Yeah? Well, I got a badge and a gun that say different.

We have this problem.

You think I don't know it's a problem? I look stupid to you?

I didn't say you were stupid. But we have a problem and you're not being very helpful in participating in the solution of it.

I don't want to talk anymore.

You don't wanna do this.

I don't think you're in a position to tell me what I do and don't wanna do. You have 10 seconds to change your mind.

I'll give you five seconds to remove your hand.

I don't know what you think you're doing here, Mr. White. I mean, if you're planning on giving me some… bull-winder about getting right with Jesus or turning myself in.

Not really.

High school was a long time ago. You ain't 'Welcome back, Kotter,' so step off. No speeches.