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Butcher, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?

I'm sure you're gonna tell me.

That shit you pulled with Ryan and now this coldhearted shit you said to Kimiko? How could anybody be such a complete asshole?

Practice.

Did he just call me a black cunt?

Yes, he did.

He can't do that. That's racist.

But you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in.

The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt.

He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie. He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other.

Do you love him?

Pardon me?

Do you love him?

Well, you're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this.

Well, it's a simple question. Do you love the guy or not?

This is not a suitable conversation.

Why can't you just answer the question?

This is absurd. I don't know you and you don't know me and we are not having this conversation at all. You are rude and uncouth, and presumptuous, and I am leaving now. Jack... Mister Dawson, it's been a pleasure. I've sought you out to thank you, and now I have thanked you.

And even insulted me.

Well, you deserved it.

Right.

Right.

I thought you were leaving.

I am. You are so annoying.

Ha, ha.

Wait, I don't have to leave, this is my part of the ship. You leave.

Oh ho, ho, well well well, now who's being rude?

You always did have a way with women.

Get the hell out of my car, old man!

You wanna marry that girl? I can help make it happen.

Oh-oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts?

Just get in the car, Butthead.

Who you calling butthead, butthead?

You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating?

It's okay, I'm fine. Now, show me to the stream.

I didn't really mean for you.

Look, this is a 6. There's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a 7, we agreed. Now, go back, show me the grass.

When did we agree that?

We agreed it yesterday.

I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin.

It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.

Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?

I don't know, how often are you away?

How dare you be rude to this woman who has invited us into her tent, offered us her hedgehog?

Says the man who throws women from trains.

See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?

You are such a jerk!

God, grandpa, you're such a dick.

I'm sorry, Summer. Your opinion means very little to me.

I guess crime does pay.

I don't suppose you just came by to insult me.

No. We need to talk.

Hagrid, exactly what is that?

That, Ron, is a hippogriff. First thing you wanna know is they're very proud creatures. Very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff. It may be the last thing you ever do.

Well, I suppose I'd better take back everything I just said. What a bloody idiot I am. Pathetic fool. Goddamn, selfish bastard. This is disgraceful, and it's beneath the standards of the Grand Budapest. I apologize on behalf of the hotel.

It's not your fault. You were just upset I forgot the perfume.

Don't make excuses for me. I owe you my life. You are my dear friend and protege and I'm very proud of you.