Категория: Свадьба

Will you marry me?

Oh, my God.

Is that a yes?

Why didn't you tell me we were married?

Because you can't tell someone they love you.

So, do you think Bella will be showing?

Jess, she is not pregnant.

Okay! Who else gets married at 18?

I'll meet you at the altar.

I'll be the one in white.

I'm from a different era. Things were a lot less complicated. And if I'd have met you back then, I would've courted you. We'd have taken chaperone strolls, and ice tea on the porch...

I may have stolen a kiss or two. But only after asking your father's permission, I would've got down on one knee...

[Edward kneels]

and I would have presented you with a ring.

[opens box with the ring and places it in her hand]

This was my mother's. Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever. Would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?

Yes.

You always did have a way with women.

Get the hell out of my car, old man!

You wanna marry that girl? I can help make it happen.

Oh-oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts?

Just get in the car, Butthead.

Who you calling butthead, butthead?

Now, remember. According to my theory, you interfered with your parents' first meeting. If they don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't get married and they won't have kids. That's why your older brother's disappearing from that photograph. Your sister will follow, and unless you repair the damage, you'll be next.

Sounds heavy.

Weight has nothing to do with it.

What are you going to do?

Well, not actually marry her, obviously. There's only so far you can go.

It changes people, marriage.

Mmmm, no, it doesn't.

Well, you wouldn't understand 'cause you always live alone.

Imagine someone's going to get murdered at a wedding. Who exactly would you pick?

I think you're a popular choice at the moment, dear.

Will you marry me?

I don't think now's the best time!

Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?

Barbossa! Marry us!

[swordfighting] I'm a little busy at the moment!

Where's Elizabeth?

Safe, like I promised. She's set to marry Norrington, like she promised, and you get to die for her like you promised. So we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth, who is a woman.

Dad, you have a friend that's getting married. That's a big deal.

It's a big deal he has a friend.