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You don't fuck with the money.

There are more important things.

The only people that say that are the people who grew up with money.

Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.

Right. But if you make your clients money at the same time, it's advantageous to everyone. Correct?

No.

Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?

I dunno, it's a business.

No. Because it's the only trace left of our time on earth.

Got a little change?

Seriously? You're a millionaire, and you're still trying to ask for money?

That's how you stay a millionaire.

Why'd you let me race your car? You knew I was gonna wreck it.

Why not?

'Cause that's a lot of money.

I have money, it's trust and character I need around me.

$2,000 buy-in. Winner takes all. Hector, you're going to hold the cash.

Why Hector?

Too slow to make away with the money.

I lose, the winner takes my car. Clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect.

[smiling] Respect.

To some people, that's more important.

You probably shouldn't flash cheese like that around here, bro.

There are three types of people who, as you say, flash cheese: people who don't know any better, people who are seeking to intimidate, and people like me, who wish with every fiber of their being that someone would try to take it from them.

We hired you to move money.

You hired me to protect money.

Ernest. I still have time.

It's almost up. Who's gonna know the difference?

You sure this is what you wanna do?

Fourteen million. It's a lot of money.

Not if you can't spend it.

I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. Or me. Everybody's telling me that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs.

But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that?

What do you mean?

I mean, don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?

So that's all life is to you? Monsters and money?

It's all it needs to be.

I thought my dad was tough on me. And now, looking back on it, I just remember the good stuff. You know? He did drop the odd pearl.

Yeah? Like what?

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Come on, throw in a buck!

I don't tip.

You don't tip?

No, I don't believe in it.

You don't believe in tipping?

You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?

I don't tip because society says I have to. I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something, but tipping automatically is for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're doing their job.

Hey, this girl was nice.

She was okay. She wasn't anything special.

What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

I'd go over twelve percent for that.

Dad, can I have 30 dollars?

20 dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for?