Мстители: Война бесконечности

If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?

No can do.

We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.

And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. So...

I'm Peter, by the way.

Dr. Strange.

Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.

When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.

What did you imagine?

The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.

What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?

You really are the worst brother!

I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.

Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.

Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.

Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses!

[points at Steve Rogers]

And get this man a shield!

Dude. How long have you been standing there?

An hour.

An hour?

I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye...

Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

And what if you're wrong?

If I'm wrong, then what more could I lose?

I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.

Because you murdered half the planet.

A small price to pay for salvation.

You're insane.

Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.

You don't know that!

I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.

If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.

Well, if you consider failure experience.

I consider experience experience.

Seriously? You don't have any money?

Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.

I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.

Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.

Dollars?

Rupees.

Which is?

A... buck and a half.

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.

There was an idea...

To bring together, a group of remarkable people...

To see if we could become something more...

So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...

That they never could.

You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.