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Don't touch that! It's my lunch!

Don't play with your food.

Who are you? Who sent you?

Your old man did.

My dad. What did he say?

Well, I didn't get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus.

You're kidding me?

No. No, apparently, we should all be eating more corn.

About my father?

Oh, yeah. I made that other bit up.

Did he have a message for me?

Yes. You are adopted.

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this doughnut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A doughnut hole in the doughnut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!

Strange case from the start. A case with a hole in the middle. A donut.

I like the tuna here.

Bullshit. No one likes the tuna here.

Yeah, well, I do.

The cook doesn't clean where I come from.

I'd like to go there.

Tuna on white, no crust, right?

I don't know. How is it?

Every day, for the last three weeks, you've come here, asking how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday. It was crappy the day before. And guess what? It hasn't changed.

I'll have the tuna.

No crust?

No crust.

You know, my father used to say: Whatever you do, do it a hundred percent. When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. When you eat, eat like it's your last meal.

How'd you pay for that?

It was free. Food's free in most universes, actually. It's weird you guys have to pay for it.

Hey! You didn't pay for that.

Crap. Maybe it's not free here.

I hope these assholes like hospital food.

Nanaue, would you eat your friends?

I no friends.

You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?

No?

Then can we be your friends?

Come on. He's obviously lying.

If I die 'cause I gambled on love it will be a worthy death.

You need to come out right now. I will let you eat everybody. You can eat 'em all!

Promise?

There's only one rule in this fucking jungle. When the lion's hungry, he eats!

I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I just didn't know how to connect with people there. I was afraid for all my life, right up until the day I knew my life was ending. And that was when I realized that... as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it's also... the only place that... you can get a decent meal. Because, reality... is real.