Назад в будущее

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Precisely.

This is heavy.

There's that word again. 'Heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravity?

Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

That is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with style?

Are you sure about this storm?

Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?

You know, Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. You've made a difference in my life, given me something to shoot for. Just knowing that I'm going to be around to see 1985. That I'm gonna succeed in this!

[gestures at time machine]

That I'm gonna have a chance to travel through time!

[Marty looks solemn, knowing that Doc is destined to be murdered before he gets to use the time machine himself]

It's gonna be hard waiting 30 years to talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few days. I'm really gonna miss you, Marty.

I'm gonna miss you. Doc, about the future...

No! We've agreed that information about the future can be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically! Whatever you've got to tell me, I'll find out through the natural course of time.

Sounds heavy.

Weight has nothing to do with it.

Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it.

[reveals intricate tabletop model of the town square]

[impressed] It's good.

Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

[startled] What did you say?

A bolt of lightning. Unfortunately, you never know when or where it's ever gonna strike.

We do now.

[grabbing the bottle from Lorraine] Lorraine! Lorraine, what are you doing?

I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.

Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.

Why not?

Because you... You might regret it later in life.

Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

[Marty notices Lorraine lighting a cigarette]

[nauseatingly] Jeez! You smoke, too?

Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother.

Now, remember. According to my theory, you interfered with your parents' first meeting. If they don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't get married and they won't have kids. That's why your older brother's disappearing from that photograph. Your sister will follow, and unless you repair the damage, you'll be next.

Sounds heavy.

Weight has nothing to do with it.

See you in about 30 years.

I hope so.

What's this thing I'm wearing?

Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.

Radiation suit? Of course. 'Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

Are those my clocks I hear?

Yeah, it's 8:00.

Perfect! My experiment worked! They're all exactly 25 minutes slow!

Wait a minute - wait a minute, Doc... are you telling me that it's 8:25?

Precisely.

Damn! I'm late for school!

Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody?

Well, it'll just happen. Like the way I met your father.

That was so stupid! Grandpa hit him with the car.

It was meant to be.