Категория: Жалоба

We've hardly spoken for 20 years.

You left just as you were becoming interesting.

Unbelievable. Dad, how can you...

Very well. I'm here now. What do you want to talk about?

Well, I... I can't think of anything.

Then what are you complaining about?

[grabbing the bottle from Lorraine] Lorraine! Lorraine, what are you doing?

I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.

Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.

Why not?

Because you... You might regret it later in life.

Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

[Marty notices Lorraine lighting a cigarette]

[nauseatingly] Jeez! You smoke, too?

Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother.

Yes?

I apologize for calling you at this hour, but we have received a number of grievances from your floor concerning the noise.

My apologies. I was dealing with an uninvited guest.

Have you need then of, say, a dinner reservation, perhaps?

Perhaps. I'll have to get back to you.

You never complained about my methods before.

I'm not complaining.

You're not? What do you call this?

How am I complaining? I never complain. When do I complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning? Or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?

We have a barter system.

When do I complain about you setting fire to my rooms?

Our rooms.

When do I ever complain that you experiment on my dog?

Our dog.

I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits. What am I going to complain about now?

Well, it's me. You'll think of something.