Железный человек

I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...

I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

I never said you were a superhero.

Didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.

[whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.

Yeah, okay. The truth is... I am Iron Man.

Got a family?

Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?

No.

No? So you're a man who has everything... and nothing.

We got to go. Move for me, come on. We got a plan. We're gonna stick to it.

This was always the plan, Stark...

Come on, you're gonna go see your family. Get up.

My family is dead. I'm going to see them now, Stark. It's okay, I want this... I want this.

Thank you for saving me.

Don't waste it. Don't waste your life.

What is going on here?

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Are those bullet holes?

But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.

I don't think you could tie your shoes without me.

I'd make it a week.

Really? What's your social security number?

Five...

Five? You're missing just a couple of digits there.

The other eight? So I got you for the other eight.

You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?

Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?

That's not bad.

Mr. Stane. Sir, we've explored what you've asked us and it seems as though there's a little hiccup. Actually, um...

A hiccup?

Yes, to power the suit... sir, the technology doesn't actually exist. So it...

Wait, wait, the technology? Obadiah

[points at the giant arc reactor]

Here is the technology. I've asked you to simply make it smaller.

Okay, sir, and that's what we're trying to do, but... honestly, it's impossible.

Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.

What, you got plans?

As a matter of fact, I do.

I don't like it when you have plans.

I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.

It's your birthday?

Yes.

I knew that. Already?

Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.

Get yourself something nice from me.

I already did.

Yeah? And?

Oh, it's very nice... very tasteful. Thank you, Mr. Stark.

You're welcome, Ms. Potts.

Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long-lost boss?

Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.

Yeah, vacation's over.

I feel like you're driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me. What, you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forrest!

We can talk, sir.

Oh, I see. So it's personal.

No, you intimidate them.

Don't ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that, ever again!

I don't have anyone but you.

We met once, you know, in a technical conference in Bern.

I don't remember.

No, you wouldn't. If I had been that drunk, I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits.

Shall I render using proposed specifications?

Thrill me.

The render is complete.

A little ostentatious, don't you think?

What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.

[gazes at a 1930s Hotrod] Tell you what. Throw a little hotrod red in there.

Yes, that should help you keep a low profile. The render is complete.

Hey, I like it. Fabricate it. Paint it.

Commencing automated assembly. Estimated completion time is five hours.

[looks at his watch] Don't wait up for me, honey.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Not bad, huh?

I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

That's quite a mouthful.

I know. We're working on it.