Тони Старк

Is this about «The Avengers»? Which I know nothing about.

«The Avengers Initiative» was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.

I didn't know that either.

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others.

That I did know.

And you need to focus on the problem, Mr Stark.

Do you think I'm not? Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.

You think Fury's hiding something?

He's a spy. Captain, he's 'the' spy. His secrets have secrets.

Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.

You should have left your armour on for that.

Banner and I will give it the once over before it goes back to Asgard. Is that cool with you? Just a few days till the farewell party. You're staying, right?

Yes, yes, of course. A victory should be honored with revels.

Yeah, who doesn't love revels? Captain?

Hopefully this puts an end to the Chitauri and Hydra. So, yes, revels.

Helen, I expect to see you at the party on Saturday.

Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties. Will Thor be there?

Started out, Jarvis was just a natural language UI. Now he runs the Iron Legion. He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper. Top of the line.

Yes.

I suspect not for long.

Meet the competition.

It's beautiful.

Don't compare me with Stark! It's a thing with me. Stark is... He's a sickness!

Junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.

If I have to.

Nobody has to break anything.

Clearly you've never made an omelet.

He beat me by one second.

What's the vibranium for?

I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man's the one he's waiting for.

That's true. He hates you the most.

You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

Wait, does that mean that I'm an Avenger?

No.

So, when's our next, 'retreat', you know?

What? Next mission?

Yeah, the mission, the mission.

We'll call you.

Well did you have my number?

No, I mean we'll call you. Like, someone will call you.

What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died... I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.

Yes, sir... I'm sorry, I...

Sorry doesn't cut it.

I understand. I just wanted to be like you.

And I wanted you to be better.

I'm gonna need the suit back.

For how long?

Forever!

No. No, no, no. Please... You don't understand... This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit.

If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.

I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...

I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

I never said you were a superhero.

Didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.

[whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.

Yeah, okay. The truth is... I am Iron Man.

Got a family?

Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?

No.

No? So you're a man who has everything... and nothing.