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I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

You forgot to say please.

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

Never tell me the odds.

When? High noon?

Noon? I do my killing before breakfast! Seven o'clock!

Eight o'clock. I do my killing after breakfast!

Marvin, any ideas?

I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.

I am wondering, why are you here?

I'm looking for someone.

Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?

Right...

Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.

I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.

Ohhh. Great warrior. Wars not make one great.

But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you were afraid to be in my debt.

I didn't want to get into trouble.

I understand. You found Paradise in America. You made a good living, had police protection and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But now you come to me and say... 'Don Corleone, give me justice'.

You're late.

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Your boys have done a magnificent job obliterating any potential evidence.

Yes. But at least they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

Do you believe in fate, Neo?

No.

Why not?

Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

I know exactly what you mean.

What's he doing?

He's beginning to believe.

We are getting aggravated.

Yes, we are.

In another life, you'd have made an excellent criminal.

Yes, sir, and you an excellent policeman.

When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.

Aggressive negotiations? What's that?

Ah, well, it's negotiations with a lightsaber.

Sounds heavy.

Weight has nothing to do with it.

Wait! You could die. At least tell me your name.

...It's not who I am underneath... but what I do ... that defines me.

...Bruce?

[Batman turns and leaps off the roof]