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You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Can we go? I can't wait to meet his monstrous beauty.

Her beauty's killed several men.

Now you tell me?

I warned you. Pissing upwind leads to disaster.

You talk too much. Scared?

This time you pissed in a tornado.

Tell your friends we're coming for them! Never mind. I'll tell them myself.

A secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another.

How many times must I tell you? I only take tea with friends!

We got a bogey on our six!

What does that even mean?

Bad guys behind us!

Then just say that!

Bad guys behind us!

Wait! Shouldn't we have written it down first?

I memorized it. Didn't you?

Uh, yeah. Totally.

What'd he just say?

Something something trident.

Nothing.

Of course it's not working. It's been sitting here collecting dust since before the Sahara was a desert!

Since before the Sahara was a desert...

Thank you for repeating what I just said.

It's completely dried out. Let's just say you do your best thinking when you're not thinking at all.

If my Aunt Helen were still here, I could talk to her. And I know she would understand how I am both happy and sad. And I'm still trying to figure out how could that be.

Trust me, buddy, you wanna take this call.

This better be good.

Now, ya gotta speak up, she's kinda old.

Great.

[picks up phone]

This is Brock Lovett. How can I help you, Mrs...?

[turns to Bobby]

Calvert. Rose Calvert.

...Mrs. Calvert?

I was just wondering if you had found the 'Heart of the Ocean' yet, Mr. Lovett.

[turns to Bobby, completely shocked]

Told ya ya wanted to take the call.

All right, you have my attention, Rose. Can you tell us who the woman in the picture is?

Oh yes, the woman in the picture is me!

The ship will sink.

You're certain?

Yes. In an hour or so, all of this will be at the bottom of the Atlantic.

What?

Please, tell only who you must. I don't want to be responsible for a panic. And get to a boat quickly, don't wait. You remember what I told you about the boats?

Yes... I understand.

Do you love him?

Pardon me?

Do you love him?

Well, you're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this.

Well, it's a simple question. Do you love the guy or not?

This is not a suitable conversation.

Why can't you just answer the question?

This is absurd. I don't know you and you don't know me and we are not having this conversation at all. You are rude and uncouth, and presumptuous, and I am leaving now. Jack... Mister Dawson, it's been a pleasure. I've sought you out to thank you, and now I have thanked you.

And even insulted me.

Well, you deserved it.

Right.

Right.

I thought you were leaving.

I am. You are so annoying.

Ha, ha.

Wait, I don't have to leave, this is my part of the ship. You leave.

Oh ho, ho, well well well, now who's being rude?

You let go, and I'm, I'm 'onna have to jump in there after you.

Don't be absurd. You'd be killed!

I'm a good swimmer.

The fall alone would kill you.

It would hurt. I'm not saying it wouldn't. Tell you the truth, I'm a lot more concerned about that water being so cold.

How cold?

Freezing. Maybe a couple degrees over. ... water that cold... it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe. You can't think. At least, not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you.

You're crazy.

That's what everybody says but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.

Six hours ago, I told the Merovingian. I was ready to give anything and everything for you. Do you know what has changed in the last six hours?

No.

Nothing.