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I have told you already I will not go near that place.

Why not? The Elves could help us. We could get food, rest, advice.

I do not need their advice.

You think the Elves will give our quest their blessing? They will try to stop us.

Of course they will. But we have questions that need to be answered. If we are to be successful this will need to be handled with tact, and respect, and no small degree of charm, which is why you will leave the talking to me.

Is it lost?

Yes, yes, and I want to get unlost as soon as possible!

Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark... Shut up!

I didn't say anything...

We wasn't talking to you.

We have just agreed...

Yes?

I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not Orcs.

Well, that's good news.

Oh come on, we can take 'em.

It's a long way.

Toss me.

What?

I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. ... Don't tell the Elf.

Not a word.

Do you remember when we first met?

I thought I had wandered into a dream.

Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?

You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.

And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Bilbo had a shirt of mithril ringsthat Thorin gave him.

Oh, that was a kingly gift.

I never told him… but its worth was greater than the value of the Shire.

You are so relentlessly annoying.

Thanks. Never heard that before.

Any last words?

What's my name?

Who fucking cares?

Did you really think there was a cure... for that?

What?

You heard me.

No. No! So, you mean to say... after all this, you can't fix me?

It sounds even stupider when you say it.

Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?

Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?

[to self] Fuck me!

Uh, maybe not start with that.

Looks aren't everything.

Looks are everything! You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

Someone decides to wipe out every Kingsman property, every agent, and somehow, conveniently, you weren't at home!

I could say the same thing about you.

How can you say I used you?

You know exactly how!

I know, but how can you say it?

This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.

You can tell them that after they've caught us.