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Who'd want me for a flatmate?

Well, you're the second person to say that to me today.

Who was the first?

Where are the wagons?

The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?

It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?

They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?

What can you tell about me?

You?

I don't think that's...

I don't know if that's...

Not at dinner.

Some other time.

I insist.

You insist?

You remember we discussed this.

The lady insists.

What is he saying?

That your accent is funny.

See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?

You are such a jerk!

She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. Who speaks Latin?

No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.

I'm surprised you could keep your mouth shut.

You're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?

Fallaces sunt rerum species.

Which means? Wait, what did you just say?

It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.

You come from a family of thieves and butchers. And now, like all guilty men, try to rewrite your own history, and you forget all the lives that Stark family has destroyed.

Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design?

My father, Anton Vanko.

Never heard of him.

My father is the reason you're alive.

The reason I'm alive is cause you had a shot, you took it and you missed.

Did I?

How many languages do you speak?

A lot. But apparently, not enough for this place.

I feel like you're driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me. What, you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forrest!

We can talk, sir.

Oh, I see. So it's personal.

No, you intimidate them.

You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?

Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?

That's not bad.

I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...

I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

I never said you were a superhero.

Didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.

[whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.

Yeah, okay. The truth is... I am Iron Man.

Let me speak with Thorin.

You would try to reason with the Dwarf?

To avoid war? Yes.

I'll slip quietly away. Will you tell the others I said goodbye?

You can tell them yourself.

If you are ever passing Bag End, tea is at four. There's plenty of it. You are welcome anytime. Don't bother knocking!

Saruman the White says it's not possible. The enemy was destroyed and will never return.

And what does Gandalf the Grey say?