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You're a legend around here. Some folks still wonder why you left.

Let's just say I woke up one morning and the uniform didn't fit.

[rubbing his middle finger and thumb together] You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the waitresses.

You don't have any idea what you're talking about. Τhese people bust their ass. Τhis is a hard job.

So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? Τhey serve food. But society says, don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys over here. Τhat's bullshit.

Waitressing is the number-one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. Τhe reason is because of their tips.

Fuck all that. I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. Τhat's fucked up. Τhat ain't my fault. It appears waitresses are one of the groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. What I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit, I got two words for that, learn to fucking type. If you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fucking surprise.

Ηe's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.

Two gin-and-tonics, please?

I thought you didn't drink.

Only on special occasions. Why? Did you want one?

I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff because I'm in lesbians with you.

This is actually really good garlic bread.

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

You'd get fat.

No, why would I get fat?

Bread makes you fat.

Bread makes you fat?

[to Indy] Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?

You could have kept it.

What for? They'd just put it in a museum. It'd be another rock collecting dust.

But then it would've given you your fortune and glory.

Please, Geralt... Don't get me involved in another messy monster matter. I'm an artist, not...

That's precisely who I need to lure a succubus.

Are you crazy? You want to see a hoofed hag ride me to death?

[Geralt gives him a threatening look]

On the other hand... we all have to die of something.

You shouldn't let them see you.

I know. To them, a dead elf is a good elf.

It's not because you're an elf, it's because you're Iorveth.

To every krogan born after this day, the name Shepard will mean 'hero'! Now let's show them why!

Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It's what we fight with when all else is lost.

Science isn't about why - it's about why not.

I just have never...

...heard a program speak of love?

It's a human emotion.

No, it is a word. What matters is the connection the word implies. I see that you are in love. Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection?

Anything.

Then perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.

We do not wish to start a panic.

Quite right. A panic is not what anyone wants. What about you, captain? What would you advise?

The truth. No one will panic, because there is nothing to fear.

Given your situation, I can't say I fully understand your reasons for volunteering to operate onboard my ship. However, if you wish to continue to do so, I must ask you to do one thing.

What's that, sir?

To trust me.

Yes, sir. I will, sir. ... I mean, I do, sir.