Категория: Сложность

It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.

I'm waiting for the punchline.

There is no punchline. It's not a joke.

Go. On your own or at the end of a rope, your choice.

Not a hard choice.

I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?

Was it Natasha?

It was you. You helped me.

So, why don't you ask the Asgardians down there how much my help is worth? The ones that are left, anyway.

I think we could bring them back.

Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?

Oh, we're good here, mate.

So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.

We need you, pal.

[pause, as Thor finishes his beer]

There's beer on the ship.

What kind?

Look, he's still got the Stones, so...

So, let's get them. Use them to bring everyone back.

Just like that?

Yeah, just like that.

Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who is not in this room, to try.

I don't understand. You said you're not a cop.

I'm not.

What's military police?

It's different.

But you stole this car.

It's complicated.

So why are you so hard to find?

I'm impossible to find.

Why is that?

Well, you could say it started out as an exercise and became an addiction.

[rubbing his middle finger and thumb together] You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the waitresses.

You don't have any idea what you're talking about. Τhese people bust their ass. Τhis is a hard job.

So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? Τhey serve food. But society says, don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys over here. Τhat's bullshit.

Waitressing is the number-one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. Τhe reason is because of their tips.

Fuck all that. I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. Τhat's fucked up. Τhat ain't my fault. It appears waitresses are one of the groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. What I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit, I got two words for that, learn to fucking type. If you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fucking surprise.

Ηe's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.

So, Dr. Calvin, what exactly do you do around here?

My general fields are advanced robotics and psychiatry. Although, I specialize in hardware-to-wetware interfaces in an effort to advance USR's robotic ahthropomorphization program.

So, what exactly do you do around here?

I make the robots seem more human.

Now, wasn't that easier to say?

Not really. No.

Brutal couple of years, huh, Charlie? First Dad, then Marcus.

We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.

Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.

Even if you run into a storm, there's always a way out, no matter how bleak things seem.

Unfortunately, killing is just one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.

No. I don't believe it. It's not possible.

I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.

All we need is a little plutonium.

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.

Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it.

[reveals intricate tabletop model of the town square]

[impressed] It's good.