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You don't even know who this guy is!

He's your uncle. He doesn't know. He's your father's brother. His name's Derek Reese.

You're prettier than your picture.

Picture?

Yeah, that's actually how I clocked you. My brother carried your snap for luck.

Who's your brother?

What does it matter? You don't know the Reese boys and you never will.

Reese boys?

Derek Reese. Brother's Kyle.

I didn't kill my uncle.

No. And you're too smart to know nothing about who did.

Why would she do that?

Well, you know, Mr. Dixon, it's the robots. The ones from the future, the ones Skynet sent to kill her son, which makes total sense because, in the future, John's not only her son but [reading] 'the leader of the resistance, fighting artificially intelligent machines determined to annihilate the human race'. Did he strike you that way?

I'll destroy her. And you. And all of it.

No. Strike me down in anger and I'll always be with you. Just like your father.

I had a marker.

Whose?

Her brother.

I see. You had no choice.

You really are the worst brother!

I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.

Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.

Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.

No, not you, Mary and I. You are not...

What? Invited? Why would I not be invited to my brother's country home, Watson? Now you are not making any sense!

You are not human!

You were the one who taught me to never give up.

That was a different time. When I was a different man.

Well I'm still his daughter.

So, who's home?

Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, because that was six years ago.

You come from a family of thieves and butchers. And now, like all guilty men, try to rewrite your own history, and you forget all the lives that Stark family has destroyed.

Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design?

My father, Anton Vanko.

Never heard of him.

My father is the reason you're alive.

The reason I'm alive is cause you had a shot, you took it and you missed.

Did I?

Who is that? He doesn't look very happy.

It is Dain, Lord of the Iron Hills. Thorin's cousin.

Are they alike?

I always found Thorin the more reasonable of the two.

I cannot go back.

Where will you go?

I do not know.

Go to the North. Find the Dunedain. There is a young Ranger among them. You should meet him. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son might grow to be a great one.

What is his name?

He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name, you must discover for yourself.

Who is this? Your brother?

That is my wife!

And what is this horrid creature? A goblin mutant?

That is my wee lad, Gimli!

Did you know that your Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Bullroarer Took was so large he could ride a real horse?

Yes.

Well he could! In the Battle of Greenfields, he charged the Goblin ranks. He swung his club so hard, it knocked the Goblin King's head clean off and it sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit hole. And thus, the battle was won. And the game of golf invented at the same time.

I do believe you made that up.

Well, all good stories deserve embellishment. You'll have a tale or two to tell of your own when you come back.