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I hope to see you again in the morning.

You will not!

Then, sadly, I shall be solving your murder. Good day.

Inspector, what strange happening compels you to my door, but embarrasses you to relate?

Who said anything happened?

You did. By every means short of actual speech.

Watson! I'm ready. Your hat and boots. We have an important appointment.

Didn't Dr Watson move out a few months ago?

He did, didn't he? Who have I been talking to all this time?

It is no easy thing for a great mind to contemplate a still greater one.

Looks very... fully functioning.

Is that really the best you can do?

Sorry, I've never been very good with them.

Babies?

Humans.

Didn't you get John's text?

No. I delete his texts. I delete any text that begins, 'Hi.'

Intuitions are not to be ignored, John. They represent data processed too fast for the conscious mind to comprehend.

Work is the best antidote to sorrow.

Is your friend quite mad?

No, he's an arsehole, but it's an easy mistake.

You didn't kill Mary. Mary died saving your life. It's her choice. No one made her do it. No one could ever make her do anything, but the point is, you did not kill her.

In saving my life she conferred a value on it. It is a currency I do not know how to spend.

Taking your own life. Interesting expression. Taking it from who? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it.

There must be something comforting about the number three. People always give up after three.

Stop talking. It makes me aware of your existence.

Do you have any idea what speed you were going at?

Well, of course not! I was on the phone.

Why would I be faking?

Because you're a liar. You lie all the time. It's like your mission.

I have been many things, John, but when have I ever been a malingerer?

You pretended to be dead for two years!

Apart from that!