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We have precisely six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.

When did you do those calculations?

I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.

Don't cry in front of the Mexicans. What's gotten you so upset, man?

Well, if coming face to face with the failure that is your career ain't worth cryin' about, then I don't know what the fuck is.

You're having a nightmare?

No. Just a dream. It was a really good dream.

Then why are you crying?

Because I wanted it to be real.

You'd do this for us?

Before you get all teary, remember that as a robot I have to do anything you say.

Your cue light's broken.

I'm not joking.

Devils never cry… These tears, tears are a gift only humans have.

What's wrong with your eyes?

I know now why you cry but it's something that I can never do.

Why do you cry?

You mean people?

Yes.

I don't know. We just cry. You know, when it hurts.

Pain causes it?

No, it's different. It's when there's nothing wrong with you, but you hurt anyway. You get it?

No.

What are they doing?

They're writing notes... for Jordan.

She's dead.

Yeah, I remember watching her fall.

Me too. How will she get the notes?

She won't.

But you said...

Sometimes things happen and they're so bad that people just don't know how to deal with their sadness, so they write it in a note.

But I thought people cried when they were sad.

Sometimes it's not enough.

I haven't cried like that since 'Titanic'.

Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all.

Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long-lost boss?

Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.

Yeah, vacation's over.