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I'm from a different era. Things were a lot less complicated. And if I'd have met you back then, I would've courted you. We'd have taken chaperone strolls, and ice tea on the porch...

I may have stolen a kiss or two. But only after asking your father's permission, I would've got down on one knee...

[Edward kneels]

and I would have presented you with a ring.

[opens box with the ring and places it in her hand]

This was my mother's. Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever. Would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?

Yes.

I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand punching my face. Total misunderstanding.

I let him kiss me!

There's not a button for that.

He found the button.

You just kiss me?

On the cheek.

Still counts.

What's your name?

Jimmie Reese.

You don't look like a Jimmie.

What do I look like?

I don't know. But not a Jimmie. So you're new in town?

Usually.

It's kind of loud in here. Do you wanna, maybe, go someplace quieter? I have a car.

You're old enough to drive?

I'm old enough to do a lot of things.

I'm on a budget, Sandy.

What?

I can't afford you.

I'm not a hooker.

Oh, then I really can't afford you.

Seriously, I work at the auto parts store.

What I mean is, the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for.

[stands up, angrily] I am not a hooker!

No. A hooker would get the joke.

[enters with his four buddies] What's this?

He called me a whore.

Is that true?

Well, nobody said whore. She inferred hooker, but I meant slut.

Hey. That's our sister.

Is she a good kisser?

Hey. Outside.

Pay your check first.

I'll pay later.

You won't be able to.

You think?

All the time. You should try it.

It's a great joke, but I'm gonna beat your ass. Do you want to do that here or outside?

Outside.

[gets up]

Stay here, Sandy.

I don't mind the sight of blood.

[walks by Sandy] When it means you're not pregnant, anyway.

I've never even kissed a guy.

Hey... me neither.

Charlie, I know that you know I like Craig. But I want to forget about that for a minute, okay?

Okay.

I just want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you.

I'll give you what you want, but you have to give me something.

What?

A kiss.

Excuse me?

My God, Persephone, how could you do this? You betrayed me.

Cause and Effect, my love.

Cause? There is no cause for this. What cause?

What cause? How about the lipstick you're still wearing?

Lipstick? What craziness are you talking about, woman? There is no lipstick.

[checks his face]

She wasn't kissing your face, my love.

I'm not worried about myself. I'm worried about the future of the human race.

I'll sell it to you.

For what?

A kiss.

[to Cameron] Don't you kiss me.

[pauses then calls after her]

Or anyone else!

This is your chance, Peter. Kiss her.

Let me ask you something. When you kissed her, who was kissing her? Spider-man, or Peter?

That was our kiss!

From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do? I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me.