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We will eat both of your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. You will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you, going down the street like a turd in the wind!

What the hell are you?

WE... are Venom.

Seriously? You don't have any money?

Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.

I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.

Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.

Dollars?

Rupees.

Which is?

A... buck and a half.

Would you like a cup of tea?

Thank you.

The kettle's over there.

Madam, this is a glorious hedgehog goulash. I can't remember ever having had better.

Do tell me, when was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash?

I told you, Watson, I can't remember.

What is that?

This is your in-flight meal.

Did you just make that?

Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours?

All things it devours. Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel. Grinds hard stones to meal. ... Answer us.

Give me a moment, please. I gave you a good long while. Birds, beasts... Beasts? Trees, flowers. I don't know this one.

Is it tasty? Is it scrumptious? Is it crunchable?

Let me think. Let me think.

It's stuck. Bagginses is stuck. Time's up.

Time. The answer is time. Actually it wasn't that hard.

So why don't we have a game of riddles? Yes? Just you and me.

Yes. Yes, just us.

Yes. Yes. And if I win, you show me the way out, yes?

Yes, yes...

And if it loses? What then?

Well, if it loses, Precious, then we eats it. If Baggins loses, we eats it whole.

[after a long pause] Fair enough.

You know I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this Elvish stuff - it's not bad.

Nothing dampens your spirits, Sam.

Those rain clouds might.

Even you couldn't say no to that.

Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and wriggling; you keep nasty chips.

You're hopeless.

Lembas! One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!

[to Pippin] How many did you eat?

Four.

What kind of example do we want to set here, right? Can't we at least just sit down and eat a piece of pizza together? Just hash things out like adults?

We have discussed everything we need to discuss. I thought I made myself very clear.

This is my brother Oliver.

Nice to meet you, Thea's brother. I bet the food on that island is better than this stuff they're serving here, huh?

You'd lose that bet.