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Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share.

That's why it's so important. It separates us from them.

You wanna be my friend?

I thought we were already friends.

I had a friend once. It didn't work out.

Yeah. Me too.

Then let's go catch a spider.

You have a choice. I didn't. None of us did. But you do and you're choosing wrong! I don't care how miserable your human life is.

My life is not miserable. I mean, it's not perfect, but nobody's life is perfect.

Mine was absolutely perfect.

Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?

Try the local sewer.

You know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?

Uh, you ever hear of a 'Snow Day'? I know it's no 'hard boiled egg', but kids like what I do.

But none of them believe in you, do they mate?

I thought we agreed that you were never going to come out here.

Yeah, well, you taught me a thing or two about broken promises.

But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.

Time? What time do you think we have?

You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?

Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.

Twelve's the new twenty. Gun please.

Like you would ever use that thing.

[Little Rock shoots in the air]

Don't kill me with my own gun.

I understand you're getting out.

Getting out. Getting out of what? Bed? My head? The closet? Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. I'm a busy man.

I hear you're getting out of the game. And I would like you to consider an offer.

Look, I'm going to stop you right there, so you don't waste any more of your precious breath, young man. This is not a discussion for the two of us. I am not for sale. And even if I was, you're several zeros short.

I gotta go.

Where are you going? What are you hiding Peter? [pause] I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.