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Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?

Oh yeah. Russ Toram, Elay Hall, Stoney Davidson.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.

Flake Wurly, Nate Halls, oh, the guy with the tattoos.

Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake. Gideon deserves an honest break up.

Deanny Feldman, Mark Epstin, oh. Oh man, I'm not sure I actualy broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me.

Wendy? How badly do you want that stuffed animal thing?

More than anything in the world, Dipper.

Okay, is it just me, or is having grunkle Stan as a boss seriously the worst?

I know, right? Why do we even put up with it?

This summer was super boring until you showed up. I have more fun with you than, like, practically anybody else. And if you ever stop being my friend, I would, like, throw myself into the bottomless pit.

You ever wonder what Soos does when he's not here at the mystery shack?

No.

Not really.

Not once ever.

All right, Stan, this is weird even for you, you need to talk?

Nothing you could say will change my mind, Wendy.

I bet you ten bucks nothing happens.

I'll take that bet.

I wouldn't trust a horse that wears makeup.

Robbie almost got away, but had to pause to take a selfie.

This music is really starting to get on my nerves.

Oh, man, this is the first time I've ever felt happy going to work.