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Linseed oil.

Not much use. Doesn't lead us to the kidnapper.

Brilliant, Anderson.

Really?

Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot.

That... was amazing.

You think so?

Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary.

That's not what people normally say.

What do people normally say?

Piss off.

Madam, this is a glorious hedgehog goulash. I can't remember ever having had better.

Do tell me, when was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash?

I told you, Watson, I can't remember.

I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.

And do you, now?

Truly, tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous...

Do you think flattery will keep you alive?

No, no...

No, indeed!

Captain Faramir, you have shown your quality, sir - the very highest.

The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor.

Final count, forty-two.

Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on forty-three.

[takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] Forty-three.

He was already dead!

He was twitching.

He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

[rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch]

[to Angel Dust] You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him.

I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...

[Angel Dust decks Colossus and sends him flying]

I mean, that's why I brought her?

[Deadpool points at Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who is busy on her phone]

Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not... That's... [to Angel Dust] Just give us a second. Yeah. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] There you go. Hashtag it.

Are you sure I don't look like a dick?

Look in the mirror. What do you see?

Someone who can't believe what the fuck is going on.

I see a man who is honorable, brave, loyal, who's fulfilled his huge potential. A man who's done something good with his life.

I owe you everything, Harry. Thank you.

Don't mention it. You ready?

Not a doubt in my mind.

You were the only pirate I thought I could pass for.

That is not a compliment.

Do pass my compliments on to your master.

I shall. A craftsman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated.

Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.

Go home dear, you look awful.

And you look beautiful.

You're amazing.

Some people don't think so...

But you are.

Nice to have a fan.

You are so... beautiful.

It's only because I'm so in love.

No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

So love has blinded you?

Well, that's not exactly what I meant.

But it's probably true.