Скотт Пилигрим

You know what really sucks, though?

What?

Everything...

You're pretentious! This club sucks! I have beef. Let's do it.

I have to go pee due to boredom.

I don't think I can hit a girl. They're... soft.

Not that I care, but you should go talk to her before she's gone.

Thanks, Kim.

And I really don't care.

It's been over a year since you got dumped by She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named. So... Are you legitimately moving on or is this just you being insane?

Can I get back to you on that?

Why are you just standing there?

Dude, I'm totally waiting on you.

I'm sorry, I just assumed you were too cool to be here on time.

Mr. Pilgrim. It is I, Matthew Patel. Consider our fight begun.

What did I do? What do I do?

You know your hair?

I know of it.

It's all blue.

I change my hair every week and a half, dude. Get used to it.

What was her name?

She was Nat, when I knew her, but she stopped liking that name. Then she stopped liking me.

Ah! I didn't get his autograph.

Hello. It's Scott.

What did he do this time?

No, it's Scott. It's actually me.

What did you do this time?

I hear the girl that kicked your heart in the ass is walking the streets of Toronto again.

So, I can just get my coffee over here?

Two gin-and-tonics, please?

I thought you didn't drink.

Only on special occasions. Why? Did you want one?