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Has he attempted to make contact with you?

No.

How can you be sure? He might have tried.

No, if Sherlock Holmes wants to get in touch, that's not something you can fail to notice.

What plan?

I'm not telling you.

Why not?

Because you won't like it.

This is a private matter.

John stays.

[whispers] This is family.

[loudly] That's why he stays!

Would you like a cup of tea?

Thank you.

The kettle's over there.

Heaven may be a fantasy for the credulous and the afraid, but I can give you a map reference for Hell.

Doctor Watson, why would he do that to me? That was insane.

Uh, yes. Well someone convinced him that you wouldn't tell the truth unless you were actually wetting yourself.

Someone?

Probably me.

So, who loves you? I'm assuming it's not a long list.

You're gonna tell the truth, Mycroft, pure and simple.

Who was it said 'Truth is rarely pure and never simple?'

I don't know and I don't care.

That's the trouble with uniforms and name badges, people stop looking at faces.

She's very clever.

I'm beginning to think you're not.