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Since we're talking about missing property, did you...? Did you leave anything else in the car?

Like what?

Like what? Like… I don't know. Like this? Sixty-seven thousand, nine hundred and 20 dollars.

That's not mine.

That's not yours? He says it's not his, Gomie. Gee, I really thought this might be yours.

I wish.

Hey, listen, Billy, you've got a lot of money going out. You know, with the mortgage and your friend Gabe's legal fees and all your taxes are due, including your property taxes. Uh, it's, uh, starting to add up. Um, a lot of these are overdue. Months, in fact.

So... pay them.

With what?

With my fucking money, Simon.

That's why I'm here, Billy. The money, it's drying up.

Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which.

Do you have it?

I do. Do you have the money?

Is it all there?

We're short 20. Twenty dollars. That's fine.

Agreed amount or no deal.

You serious? You saying I intentionally shorted you?

No. Mistakes happen.

You really willing to blow up this deal over 20 bucks?

Are you?

What's your rate?

$450 an hour.

The hell with hourly. I want you on retainer. How about $1 million even? $500,000 up front and $500,000 when we're done?

A million? That seems... fair.

Would you like that in cash?

Please, just don't tell anyone about the money.

I can't take a bribe.

Who would know? We won't tell anyone.

I can't take it.

Please. Didn't you say that you wanted to help us? Just pretend you never saw the money. How hard is that? Take it.

All right. Money up front. Sometimes you got to rob to keep your riches.

Dude, this isn't even seven grand, all right? My guy wants 85.

This is all the money I have in the world. You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.

Why are you here?

I was curious. Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much… but methamphetamine.

I didn't picture that.

There's a lot of money in it, huh?

Don't know what you're talking about.

No?

Not a clue.

Can I borrow a couple bucks?

Okay. I've come this far. Yes, you can.

You got a whole lot there. Can I have it all?

Sure. It's all yours.

God bless you, man.

Look, kid, let me break it down for you. Being a boss is about commanding respect. If you give people everything they ask for, they'll walk all over ya.

No way! I bet you'd make way more money being nice than being a big, grumpy grump to everyone all the time.

Ha! You think you know more about business than I do? You think you could wear this hat?

Yeah, because I give people respect. And glittery stickers.

Ha! I'd make more money on vacation than you would running this place!

Then why don't you go on vacation?