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I don't think I've been very clear with you, Rust. If you were drowning, I'd throw you a fucking barbell. Why would I ever help you?

Father Time has his way with us all. Looks like you must have pissed him off.

Come on, man. You want me to tie your shoes for you, too?

I try not to be too hard on myself.

Well, that's real big of you.

Marvin, any ideas?

I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.

Freeze!

Freeze? I'm a robot. Not a refrigerator.

You are not a serial murderer, right?

Depends. How many have to kill to be serial?

Five?

No, then no.

We can't guarantee her safety.

You'll never be able to guarantee my safety. I wanna go.

And if you're killed?

Make sure you get it on camera.

I'm here to drink.

Finally, something I can help you with.

Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.

Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

It's just a metaphor, dude.

His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Put him in the bag! No! Not her, him! Learn genders, man.

When's your birthday?

Twenty-second of February.

What year?

Every year.

Damn. I didn't think you were coming back.

How long was I out?

Ten, fifteen minutes? I've never seen someone knock themselves out just by coughing.

You want some, huh, more? Because I am open for business, okay? Oh, where'd I go? Oh, where'd I go? Yeah, how do you fight what you can't see? Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack? Because I'm gonna take this foot and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Just don't break my teeth off on the curb, okay?

Hey, Bart, last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!